the man, the blonde and the rabbit

ZeroHour

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man is driving along a highway
and sees a rabbit jump out
across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it,
but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

The driver,
a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
pulls over and gets out to see
what has become of the rabbit.

Much to his dismay,
the rabbit is dead.


The driver feels so awful
that he begins to cry.


A beautiful blonde woman
driving down the highway
sees a man crying on the
side of the road
and pulls over.


She steps out of the car
and asks the man what's wrong.


"I feel terrible,"
he explains,
"I accidentally hit this rabbit
and killed it."


The blonde says,
"Don't worry."


She runs to her car
and pulls out a spray can.



She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit,
bends down,
and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.



The rabbit jumps up,
waves its paw at the two of them
and hops off down the road.



Ten feet away the rabbit stops,
turns around and waves again,
he hops down the road another 10 feet,
turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
turns and waves,
and repeats this again and again and again,
until he hops out of sight.



The man is astonished.



He runs over to the woman and demands,"What is in that can? What did you
spray on that rabbit?"


The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.



It says...





(Are you ready for this?)














(Are you sure?)















(This is bad!)















(It's definitely a Blonde Joke!)









It says,



"Hair Spray -
Restores life to dead hair,



adds permanent wave !!
 

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