The joy of getting older

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Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You
always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you
stand there and nothing comes out."

"Ah, that's nothing," said the 70-year-old. When you're
seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You
take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothing
comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "eighty is the worst age of
all."

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year-old.

"No, not really I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a
racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."

"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"

"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get
this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and poop every
morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"

"I don't wake up until 7:00."
 

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Also Hi EP and people. I found this place again while looking through a oooollllllldddd backup. I have filled over 10TB and was looking at my collection of antiques. Any bids on the 500Mhz Win 95 fix?
Any of the SP crew still out there?
Xie wrote on Electronic Punk's profile.
Impressed you have kept this alive this long EP! So many sites have come and gone. :(

Just did some crude math and I apparently joined almost 18yrs ago, how is that possible???
hello peeps... is been some time since i last came here.
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Rest in peace my friend, been trying to find you and finally did in the worst way imaginable.

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