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George W. Bush and his driver were cruising along a N.Y. country road one evening when a jackass loomed in front of the car.
The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the jackass was killed.
The President told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened.
About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray.
He was holding a bottle of expensive wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened?" asked the President.
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me."
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked the President.
The driver replied: "I'm President George W. Bush's driver, and I just killed the jackass.
The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the jackass was killed.
The President told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened.
About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray.
He was holding a bottle of expensive wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened?" asked the President.
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me."
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked the President.
The driver replied: "I'm President George W. Bush's driver, and I just killed the jackass.
