THE F*****G INTERNET !!!

[existenz]

wtf?

Why did you update your brain with patches?

If it ain't broke, don't fix it...

 

[maz4ruth]

Dont forget to keep updating drivers for all the body parts and stop learning things!
It just messes up your registry, thus making waking up in the morning take ages...

 

[xsivforce]

Duh!...you have to use grain alcohol to clean your registry before updating anything...geesh.

 

[Shamus MacNoob]

Where am I?

I know I started to read this thread on here but by the time I got this far into it I forgot what I was here for in the first place

 

[xsivforce]

C'mon, we all know that it started as a discussion on world politics.

 

[Kirrie2001]

The naughty internet

Eye never halve any poroblems wiv constepation, and eyyum suffering abowt 25 hores a daye.
Sew downt letit get atchoo.
Eyem awrite, it mus be mi bruther.

 

[xsivforce]

I'm givun er oll shis got, cap'n

 

[bmxjt]

I did hear something about this over the weekend on TechTv. They were saying something about a study where people addicted to the internet. And how their attention spans have shortened to about 14 seconds or so. I dont really remember. I couldnt pay attention.

 

[Kirrie2001]

The naughty internet.

There are other good books that you could read, to help you get over this malady.
1. A nail in the bannister. by R Stornoway.
2. No toilets in the desert. by Mustapha Crapp.
3. Tales of mens shirts. by Dryden Aired.
4. The High Cliff. by Ilene Dover.

These are just for starters. I am sure that someone will offer a few more?

 

[xsivforce]

How about:

1. hawaiian hookers by kumonawannalaya
2. Man in the lions den by Claude Balls
3. Indian Orgy by Pochalottaho
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[phishhead]

zanwar here is a page that might help you out

http://www.1112.net/lastpage.html

let me know what you think

 

[xsivforce]

Time to start over.

 

[Kirrie2001]

The naughty internet.

Adobo, you twit, now everybodys left. Where to from here????