The Elephant Man

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The Elephant Man

Jack goes to the doctor and says "Doc I'm having trouble getting my
***** erect, can you help me?"

After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, "Well the problem
is that the muscles around the base of your ***** are damaged. There's
really nothing I can do for you unless you're willing to try an
experimental treatment."

Jack asks sadly, "And that would be?"

"Well," the Doctor explains, "What we would do is take the muscles from
the trunk of a baby elephant and implant them in your *****."

Jack thinks about it silently then says, "Well the thought of going
through life without ever having sex again is too much, let's go for
it."

Jack went under the knife, and, after a period of recovery and healing,
returned to the Doc for his blessing. Following the examination, the Doc
pronounced Jack "healed and ready for action."

Eager to use his experimentally enhanced equipment, Jack planned a
romantic evening for his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest
restaurants in town, anticipating a happy conclusion to the evening. In
the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that continued
to the point of being painful.

To release the pressure, Jack placed his napkin on his lap and unzipped
his fly. His ***** immediately sprung from his pants, flipped the napkin
on the floor, went to the top of the table, grabbed a roll and then
returned to his pants!

His girlfriend was stunned at first but then, imagining the
possibilities, said with a sly smile and a gleam in her eye, "That was
incredible! Can you do it again?"

Jack groaned, "Probably, but I don't think I can fit another roll in my
ass."
 

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Also Hi EP and people. I found this place again while looking through a oooollllllldddd backup. I have filled over 10TB and was looking at my collection of antiques. Any bids on the 500Mhz Win 95 fix?
Any of the SP crew still out there?
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Impressed you have kept this alive this long EP! So many sites have come and gone. :(

Just did some crude math and I apparently joined almost 18yrs ago, how is that possible???
hello peeps... is been some time since i last came here.
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Rest in peace my friend, been trying to find you and finally did in the worst way imaginable.

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