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Burpster
Guest
This guy owns a horse stud farm. One day his friend phones him
up and says “there’s this dwarf with a speech impediment I
know, he wants to buy a white horse, so I’ve sent him over to
you.”
Sure enough, the dwarf turns up. The owner asks him, “do you
want a male or a female horse?”
“A female horth,” replies the dwarf.
Therefore, the owner shows him a mare.
“Nithe horth,” says the dwarf, “ can I thee her eyth?”
So the owner picks the dwarf up to see her eyes.
“Nithe eyth,” remarks the dwarf, “can I thee her teeth?” he asks.
Again the owner picks up the little guy & shows him her teeth.
“Nithe teeth, can I thee her earths” says the dwarf.
Well buy now the owner is getting a little fed up, but again he
picks up the dwarf & shows him her ears.
“Nithe earths,” he says, “can I thee her twot?”
With this the owner picks up the dwarf and shoves his head deep
inside the horses vagina, he holds him there for a second before
pulling him out & putting him down.
Slightly stunned the dwarf shakes his head & says
“prehapth I thould wefwath that. Can I thee her wun awound?”
up and says “there’s this dwarf with a speech impediment I
know, he wants to buy a white horse, so I’ve sent him over to
you.”
Sure enough, the dwarf turns up. The owner asks him, “do you
want a male or a female horse?”
“A female horth,” replies the dwarf.
Therefore, the owner shows him a mare.
“Nithe horth,” says the dwarf, “ can I thee her eyth?”
So the owner picks the dwarf up to see her eyes.
“Nithe eyth,” remarks the dwarf, “can I thee her teeth?” he asks.
Again the owner picks up the little guy & shows him her teeth.
“Nithe teeth, can I thee her earths” says the dwarf.
Well buy now the owner is getting a little fed up, but again he
picks up the dwarf & shows him her ears.
“Nithe earths,” he says, “can I thee her twot?”
With this the owner picks up the dwarf and shoves his head deep
inside the horses vagina, he holds him there for a second before
pulling him out & putting him down.
Slightly stunned the dwarf shakes his head & says
“prehapth I thould wefwath that. Can I thee her wun awound?”
