Tequila

Jewelzz

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A man is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The man is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you one wish, anything you want." The man begins thinking, well I really like drinking tequila. Finally the man says, "I wish to drink tequila whenever I want, so make me piss tequila." The genie grants him his wish.

When the man gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pisses in it. He looks at the glass and it's clear. Looks like tequila. Then he smells the liquid. Smells like tequila. So he takes a taste and it is the best tequila he has ever tasted. The man yells to his wife, "Consuela, Consuela, come! quickly!"

She comes running down the hall and the man takes another glass out of the cupboard and pisses into it. He tells her to drink, it is tequila. Consuela is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best tequila she has ever tasted. The two drink and party all night.

The next night the man comes home from work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to piss in the two glasses. The result is the same, the tequila is excellent and the couple drink until the sun comes up.

Finally Friday comes and the man comes home an tells his wife, "Consuela grab only one glass from the cupboard an we will drink tequila." His wife gets the glass and when he fills it his wife asks, "But poncho why do we need only one glass?" Poncho raises the glass and says,"Because tonight my love, you drink from the bottle!
 

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