Ten Signs Your DotCom is on the Skids

ZeroHour

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  1. The company CEO has moved from the corner office to the ledge outside the corner office.
  2. The manager informs you that the drinks in the company fridge haven't been free and hands you a $4,800 Snapple bill.
  3. The company president asks if anyone has a problem giving out a little astrological advice over the phone while they work.
  4. The head of R&D is spending more and more time in the park across street with a metal detector he refers to as his "search engine."
  5. There's now 10-year-old Indonesian boys on either side of you assembling Nike running shoes.
  6. Management is now using copies of the company prospectus exclusively for rolling papers.
  7. Next time you see the company's founder, he is wearing a paper hat and telling you which one is the Diet Coke.
  8. The human resources manager informs you that (though it wasn't spelled out in black and white) giving conventioneers body massages was indeed implied in your job description, and that it could also involve a little "converging," if you know what he means.
  9. You arrive at work to find that all the computers have been replaced with Etch-a-Sketches.
  10. Your boss concedes that he might be out of his teens before he's able to retire.
 
rofl :d i dont know where you get them all from :p
 

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Also Hi EP and people. I found this place again while looking through a oooollllllldddd backup. I have filled over 10TB and was looking at my collection of antiques. Any bids on the 500Mhz Win 95 fix?
Any of the SP crew still out there?
Xie wrote on Electronic Punk's profile.
Impressed you have kept this alive this long EP! So many sites have come and gone. :(

Just did some crude math and I apparently joined almost 18yrs ago, how is that possible???
hello peeps... is been some time since i last came here.
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Rest in peace my friend, been trying to find you and finally did in the worst way imaginable.

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