Tarzan King Of The Knuckleheads

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When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was attracted to
him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he
had sex.
"Tarzan not know sex," he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said, "Oh,...Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong,...but I will show
you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. "Here" she said, "you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth showing Jane his considerable manhood,
stepped closer, and then gave her a mighty kick right in the crotch!
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed: "What did you do
that for?"
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Tarzan replied "Check for squirrel"
 
now I know how u got 7864 posts Nick.. lol.. j/k
 

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Also Hi EP and people. I found this place again while looking through a oooollllllldddd backup. I have filled over 10TB and was looking at my collection of antiques. Any bids on the 500Mhz Win 95 fix?
Any of the SP crew still out there?
Xie wrote on Electronic Punk's profile.
Impressed you have kept this alive this long EP! So many sites have come and gone. :(

Just did some crude math and I apparently joined almost 18yrs ago, how is that possible???
hello peeps... is been some time since i last came here.
Electronic Punk wrote on Sazar's profile.
Rest in peace my friend, been trying to find you and finally did in the worst way imaginable.

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