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Tarzan King Of The Knuckleheads

When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was attracted to
him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he
had sex.
"Tarzan not know sex," he replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said, "Oh,...Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong,...but I will show
you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. "Here" she said, "you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth showing Jane his considerable manhood,
stepped closer, and then gave her a mighty kick right in the crotch!
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed: "What did you do
that for?"
Tarzan replied "Check for squirrel"

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What a long strange trip it's been. =)

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