Sweet spot (irrelevant title but what the hell)

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A cop was patrolling a local make-out spot and as he drove by he noticed a couple inside a car with the interior dome light on. He stopped to check and found a young man in the driver?s seat reading a computer magazine and a young woman in the backseat knitting. Realizing this was unusual; the officer walked up to the car and tapped on the driver?s window. He asked the man his name and what exactly he was doing.

The man looked up, rolled down the window and said, ?Evening Officer. My name is Tom and that?s my girlfriend Cathy in the back seat.?

?OK, so what are you doing?? asked the officer.

?What does it look like?? Tom answered. ?I?m reading a magazine.?

Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer asked, ?Alright, and what?s she doing??

Tom looked over his shoulder and replied, ?What does it look like? She?s knitting, sir.?

?And how old are you, Tom?? the officer asked.

?I?m 25,? Tom replied.

?And how old is she?? asked the officer.

Tom looked at his watch and said, ?Well sir, in 12 minutes she?ll be 18.?
 

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Also Hi EP and people. I found this place again while looking through a oooollllllldddd backup. I have filled over 10TB and was looking at my collection of antiques. Any bids on the 500Mhz Win 95 fix?
Any of the SP crew still out there?
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Impressed you have kept this alive this long EP! So many sites have come and gone. :(

Just did some crude math and I apparently joined almost 18yrs ago, how is that possible???
hello peeps... is been some time since i last came here.
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