Superman or Jedi Knight?

[gladner]

Who would win in a fight to the death, Superman or a Jedi Knight?

 

[mafiafromrussia]

Yoda. lol. now we gona have all kind of this fights pop up. there should be one general thread for this in general forum

 

[pr00fX]

what the heck kind of question is that...use common sense people...a jedi vs. superman? superman would destroy this dumb jedi night guy...jeez

 

[mafiafromrussia]

but yoda will cut up superman in little peices with his light beam sword thing. or even worse. he'll use the force on superman

 

[Nick M]

Super man would win. I'm for Yoda dying either way

 

[Bretenn]

both will die coz they will fight to death...... ekekkekee

 

[syn]

superman would win no doubt...yea yoda can jump around and swing a lightsaber (and he is sooo awesome) but the jedi doesn't have kryptonite light sabers. superman, burn right through them with heat vision. sorry to say but that is the way it is.

 

[Hipster Doofus]

No contest. Superman all the way. Lightsaber?? ppfffttttt Now if that little monkey had some green kryptonite then maybe. Just using jedi trickery.....NEVER!

 

[mafiafromrussia]

but u all dont know the TRUE power of Z FORCE. maybe he can materialize stuff at will? and can make tons of cryptonite out of thin air? never thought of that huh?

 

[Perris Calderon]

well, Obviously, no one here acutually knows the facts, so I present them to you uncensored.

1) a light saber is generated by a rare substance, known on the planet earth, as "kryptonite"...but known in other parts iof the universe as "light sabor generating stuff"...(true)

2) Superman IS A JEDI KNIGHT, (true), became so as a birth right, generated by his fathers past...and therefore, the question you are asking, is mute.

3) superman needs the radiation generated by a yellow sun, to be superman in the first place

and finally;

4)I am superman, I am a jedi night, I am dealer, I am a moderator at xper-ience.org...

and most impressive of all,

I am perris

 

[mafiafromrussia]

i'm batman. what's up?

 

[Octopus]

I think Superman will fly away, not because he is a coward it's because Yoda is ugly and gay!

 

[Burpster]

its confirmed Superman is Canadian.....woooot

 

[FoSsiL]

read all this make me laugh so hard i cried haha!

 

[sn00pee]

Jedi....