A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were
spending the first night
of their honeymoon.
They opened the champagne and began undressing. When the groom removed
his socks, his
new wife asked,"Ewww,what's wrong with your feet?"
Your toes look all mangled and weird. Why are your feet so gross?
"I had tolio as a child", he answered. "you mean polio?" she asked.
"No, tolio". The disease only affected my toes." The bride was
satisfied with the explanation, and they continued to undress.
When the groom took off his pants,the bride once again wrinkled her
nose."What's wrong with your knees?" she asked. "they're all lumpy and
deformed!". "As a child, I also had the kneasles," he
explained. "You mean the measles?" she asked. "No, kneasles. It was a
strange illness that only
affected my knees. The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer.
As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.
"Don't tell me," she said, "let me guess......Smallcox?"
spending the first night
of their honeymoon.
They opened the champagne and began undressing. When the groom removed
his socks, his
new wife asked,"Ewww,what's wrong with your feet?"
Your toes look all mangled and weird. Why are your feet so gross?
"I had tolio as a child", he answered. "you mean polio?" she asked.
"No, tolio". The disease only affected my toes." The bride was
satisfied with the explanation, and they continued to undress.
When the groom took off his pants,the bride once again wrinkled her
nose."What's wrong with your knees?" she asked. "they're all lumpy and
deformed!". "As a child, I also had the kneasles," he
explained. "You mean the measles?" she asked. "No, kneasles. It was a
strange illness that only
affected my knees. The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer.
As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.
"Don't tell me," she said, "let me guess......Smallcox?"
