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Strange diseases

#1
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were
spending the first night
of their honeymoon.
They opened the champagne and began undressing. When the groom removed
his socks, his
new wife asked,"Ewww,what's wrong with your feet?"
Your toes look all mangled and weird. Why are your feet so gross?
"I had tolio as a child", he answered. "you mean polio?" she asked.
"No, tolio". The disease only affected my toes." The bride was
satisfied with the explanation, and they continued to undress.

When the groom took off his pants,the bride once again wrinkled her
nose."What's wrong with your knees?" she asked. "they're all lumpy and
deformed!". "As a child, I also had the kneasles," he
explained. "You mean the measles?" she asked. "No, kneasles. It was a
strange illness that only
affected my knees. The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer.
As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.
"Don't tell me," she said, "let me guess......Smallcox?"
 
#4
Is it part of your initial interview?


What is your, you know, thingy like?

A. Teeny Peeny
B. Short but girthy. I'm hung like a can of shoe polish.
C. Average, I'd say. And I don't have any issues.
D. It's weird looking! Snap into a Slim Jim!
E. HEEE HAWWW!!
 
#5
Originally posted by HandyBuddy
Is it part of your initial interview?


What is your, you know, thingy like?

A. Teeny Peeny
B. Short but girthy. I'm hung like a can of shoe polish.
C. Average, I'd say. And I don't have any issues.
D. It's weird looking! Snap into a Slim Jim!
E. HEEE HAWWW!!
Let's make this a poll!! :p:D
 

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