Stranded

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This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.

One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself,
"It's not a ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks,
"It's not a boat." The speck gets even closer and he thinks,
"It's not a raft."

Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a
wet suit and scuba gear. She comes up to the guy and says, "How long
has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years!", he says.

She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve
and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it,
takes a long drag, and says, "Man, oh man! Is that good!"

Then she asked, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of
whiskey?"
He replies, "Ten years!"
She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on her right sleeve,
pulls out a flask and gives it to him.
He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's fantastic !"

Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the
front of her wet suit and she says to him, "And how long has it
been since you've had some REAL fun?"

And the man replies, "My God lady -
Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there!"
:p ;) :p :p ;) :D
 
ok i'm never going anywhere far on a boat. just in case
 

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Also Hi EP and people. I found this place again while looking through a oooollllllldddd backup. I have filled over 10TB and was looking at my collection of antiques. Any bids on the 500Mhz Win 95 fix?
Any of the SP crew still out there?
Xie wrote on Electronic Punk's profile.
Impressed you have kept this alive this long EP! So many sites have come and gone. :(

Just did some crude math and I apparently joined almost 18yrs ago, how is that possible???
hello peeps... is been some time since i last came here.
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Rest in peace my friend, been trying to find you and finally did in the worst way imaginable.

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