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Stranded

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This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.

One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself,
"It's not a ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks,
"It's not a boat." The speck gets even closer and he thinks,
"It's not a raft."

Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a
wet suit and scuba gear. She comes up to the guy and says, "How long
has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years!", he says.

She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve
and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it,
takes a long drag, and says, "Man, oh man! Is that good!"

Then she asked, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of
whiskey?"
He replies, "Ten years!"
She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on her right sleeve,
pulls out a flask and gives it to him.
He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's fantastic !"

Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the
front of her wet suit and she says to him, "And how long has it
been since you've had some REAL fun?"

And the man replies, "My God lady -
Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there!"
:p ;) :p :p ;) :D
 

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Perris Calderon wrote on Electronic Punk's profile.
Ep, glad to see you come back and tidy up...did want to ask a one day favor, I want to enhance my resume , was hoping you could make me administrator for a day, if so, take me right off since I won't be here to do anything, and don't know the slightest about the board, but it would be nice putting "served administrator osnn", if can do, THANKS

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What a long strange trip it's been. =)

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