Static Cling.....What am I doing Wrong????


Overclocked Like A Mother
8 Jul 2002
I have tried everything!!!

I am getting frustrated!!!!

Fabric softener, dryer sheets, everything.... Everytime I pull my dried clothes out of the dryer, there is enough static cling that the clothes could stick themselves onto anything (painted walls, light fixtures, windows, car, my neighbor's daughter). It usually takes a crowbar to peel them off what they are clinging to. I probably generate enough current to power a small community. Lights flicker at my mere presence with these clothes on (Don't ask about when I have nothing on). I am scared that I might send a bolt of lightning through my freshly built computer.

Any ideas???

And yes, My hair is standing on end as I write this..........

Orange juice and peanut butter... or hang dry them. :shrug:
i don't wash my clothes.. just put on the always smell good treat "candies for men" and/or "pleasures for men"
well if it was pantyhose I'd say put them in a little diluted conditioner for your hair.
Yep ground them.
I got a copper pipe in the garden,wanna hang them on there??? :D

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Also Hi EP and people. I found this place again while looking through a oooollllllldddd backup. I have filled over 10TB and was looking at my collection of antiques. Any bids on the 500Mhz Win 95 fix?
Any of the SP crew still out there?
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Impressed you have kept this alive this long EP! So many sites have come and gone. :(

Just did some crude math and I apparently joined almost 18yrs ago, how is that possible???
hello peeps... is been some time since i last came here.
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