Starwars lines made better!, through the use of pants!

ZeroHour

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“You are unwise to lower your pants.”

“We’ve got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.”

“She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally, Commander.”

“These pants may not look like much, kid, but they’ve got it where it counts.”

“I find your lack of pants disturbing.”

"These aren't the pants you are looking for."

“These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.”

“Hans will have those pants down. We’ve got to give him more time!.”

“General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.”

“I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.”

“TK-421... Why aren’t you in your pants?”

“Lock the door. And hope they don’t have pants.”

“Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.”

“You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.”

“Luke... Help me take... these pants off.”

“Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.”

“That blast came from those pants. That thing’s operational!”

“Don’t worry. Chewie and I have gotten into pants a lot more heavily guarded than this.”

“Maybe you’d like it back in your pants, your highness.”

“Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for your sister!”

“Jabba doesn’t have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.”

“Yeah, well, short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.”

“Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.”

“I cannot teach him. The boy has no pats.”

“You came in those pants? You’re braver than I thought.”

And my personal favourite :D

“A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.”
 
ok you got me , that was really good. Now did you cobble all those lines together (a true SW fan) yourself? or did you just beat the pants off of someone else? :D
 
“I find your lack of pants disturbing.”

that one is the best.
 
LMAO - they would go well with Porn Star Wars names...
Fluke Muffdiver
Han Soloverher
Princess Laidher
 
Electronic Punk said:
“I find your lack of pants disturbing.”

that one is the best.
I prefer
“Don’t worry. Chewie and I have gotten into pants a lot more heavily guarded than this.”
:p
 

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Also Hi EP and people. I found this place again while looking through a oooollllllldddd backup. I have filled over 10TB and was looking at my collection of antiques. Any bids on the 500Mhz Win 95 fix?
Any of the SP crew still out there?
Xie wrote on Electronic Punk's profile.
Impressed you have kept this alive this long EP! So many sites have come and gone. :(

Just did some crude math and I apparently joined almost 18yrs ago, how is that possible???
hello peeps... is been some time since i last came here.
Electronic Punk wrote on Sazar's profile.
Rest in peace my friend, been trying to find you and finally did in the worst way imaginable.

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