Special Sandals

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A married couple was on vacation in Jamaica. They were
Touring around the marketplace looking at the goods
And such when they passed this small sandal shop.

From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican
Accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my
humble shop! So the couple walked in.

"I have some special sandals I think you would be
Interested in, the Jamaican said to them. "Dey make
you wild at sex." Well, the wife was really interested in buying the
sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband
felt he really didn't need them, being the "sex god"
that he was. "How could sandals make you into a sexfreak?" the
husband asked the shopkeeper.

"Just try dem on, Mon," the Jamaican replied.

After some badgering from his wife, the man finally
gave in, and tried the sandals on. As soon as he
slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in
his eyes ... something his wife hadn't seen in many
years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the
Jamaican, quickly bent him over a table, yanked down
his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a
firm hold of the Jamaican's backside.

At which point the Jamaican began screaming, "YOU GOT

DEM ON DE WRONG FEET, MON! YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG

FEET!"
 

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