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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar.

The Bartender turns round and says "Is this some kind of a joke?"
 
FishBoy said:
lol whaat i dont quite get it

You need to be either English, Scottish or Irish to get it :lick:

The Welsh get left out so they just huff and do stuff with sheep :laugh:
 
RickyC said:
You need to be either English, Scottish or Irish to get it :lick:

The Welsh get left out so they just huff and do stuff with sheep :laugh:

That's why English humor doesn't interest me... :)
 
These English, Irishman and Scotsman jokes are a bit 1970's,

They basically depict the smart one Being English, the drunk being Scottish and the thick one (stupid) being Irish, not very nice, should not post them here.
 
lancer said:
please, dont be so pc.
I agree, its a blatent no offence meant joke. The reason it has this status is because this style of joke has been around for ages lol
But I agree with lee about the Scottish one being drunk ;)
But it is true :D (thank god I am scottish :p)
 
haha :laugh:

Question from a natural blonde who has to put up with and has no problem with dumb blonde jokes what the hell is wrong with people these day's?? :rolleyes:
 
lancer said:
lee whats ff's?

Think about the first 'f'; being 'for' the second letter 'f'; being 'illegal sex or to do with the King covering maidens' etc.. and the last letter 's'; 'sake'.


Evil Marge said:
haha :laugh:

Question from a natural blonde who has to put up with and has no problem with dumb blonde jokes what the hell is wrong with people these day's?? :rolleyes:

You're not a natural blonde I can see your roots are not blonde.

I know peroxide when is see it.
 
Lee said:
You're not a natural blonde I can see your roots are not blonde.

I know peroxide when is see it.
Oh we're gonna be like that are we?? :rolleyes:
 
Actually it's an unrealistic line. The Englishman would be headed to a pub not a bar and the Irsihman and Scotsman would be running not walking...
 

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