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sheeps

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so there was this girl who was at the grand canyon and she wanted to ride a sheep down. so she went to a guy who rented sheeps. the guy said "ok, say wow if you want the sheep to go fast, say wow wow if you want it faster, say wow wow wow for its fastest speed. and say amen to stop"
the lady understood and left with the sheep riding the grand canyons. so she tested it out. she said "wow" it started to go fast. then wow wow, now it was really going fsat. then she said wow wow wow and it went zooming down.
she noticed that there was a cliff ahead so she started saying her prayers b/c thats all she could think to do when panicing. then right when she was about to go off the cliff she said AMEN. then the sheep stopped......the lady was relieved and then said "wow it worked."

:lady dies haaaaaaah
 
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rick_422

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#9
lol
surely this should be a joke about new zealanders!
cos they do many things with sheep! (or so ive heard!)
 

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