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Kirrie2001
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As prerequisite for his job with a very conservative corporation, a young man was sent for a psychiatric evaluation.
Picking up a stack of cards, the doctor showed the patient a pair of parallel lines. “When you look at this, what do you see?”
“Two people making love,” he answered.
The doctor held up a picture showing a rectangle. “What does this remind you of?”
“A *****.”
“And this?’ the doctor asked as he held up a triangle.
“A pussy.” The psychiatrist laid down the cards. I’m afraid I can’t recommend you for the job, young man. All you think about is sex.”
“Me?” the man yelled. “So who’s they guy with the collection of dirty pictures then?”
Picking up a stack of cards, the doctor showed the patient a pair of parallel lines. “When you look at this, what do you see?”
“Two people making love,” he answered.
The doctor held up a picture showing a rectangle. “What does this remind you of?”
“A *****.”
“And this?’ the doctor asked as he held up a triangle.
“A pussy.” The psychiatrist laid down the cards. I’m afraid I can’t recommend you for the job, young man. All you think about is sex.”
“Me?” the man yelled. “So who’s they guy with the collection of dirty pictures then?”