Screwing

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Screwing

It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a
pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the
girl's father answers and invites him in. "Carrie's not ready yet, so
why don't you have a seat?," he says.

"That's cool" says Bobby. Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're
planning to do.

Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop
or a movie.

Carrie's father responds "why don't you two go out and screw? I hear
all the kids are doing it."

Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby-so he asks
Carrie's Dad to repeat it.

"Yeah," says Carries father, "Carrie really likes to screw; she'll
screw all night if we let her!"

Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up, and his plan for the
evening was beginning to look pretty good.

A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt
and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with
anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door.

About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the
door behind her, and screams at her father: "DAMMIT DADDY! IT'S CALLED
THE TWIST!!!"
 
Ahhh poor Carrie she could twist and then screw.
if she was smart enough.
:huh:
 
LOL... I wouldn't doubt if that happend in real life...
 

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