Screaming on the toilet

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AndrejX

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A guy is sitting in a bar drunk. He asks the
bartender where the toilet is. The bartender
tells him that it's down the hall and to the
right.
The man leaves the bar to use the toilet.
A couple of minutes later, the bar patrons
hear a loud scream, and they wonder what is
going on in the toilets. A minute goes by and
again everybody at the bar hears a loud scream
coming from the toilets.
This time the bartender goes into the toilet
to investigate what the drunk is screaming about.
He opens the door and asks the drunk, "What's
all the screaming about in here? You are scaring
all my customers away."
The drunk said, "I'm sitting on the toilet and
every time I go to flush, something comes up
and squeezes the hell out of my balls."
With that, the bartender opens up the door and
looks in and says, "No wonder, you're sitting
on the mop bucket!!!"
 
lol nice one. thats funny. i can imagine that guy screaming
 

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