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Scottish twins

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A Gendarme spots a hire car approaching the Champs Elysees with a rear light out. He beckons the driver to pull over, which he does and winds his window down. The Officer has a good look inside the car and notices that the driver and passenger are conjoined twins, Boaby & Davy from Glasgow.

Instead of making an issue over the light out situation he begins to engage in some friendly chat.

Gendarme: Ah, you are on holiday my friends?

Davy: Aye, that's right big yin.
We've been coming every September weekend for the last 9 years.

Gendarme: So I guess you come to France to get away from ze rainy
weather you have in Ecosse?

Davy: Naw, it nearly always pishes doon when we come here.
Your weather's nae better than oors, in't that right Boaby?

Boaby: Aye.

Gendarme: Zen I take it you are here to enjoy our delicious French food.

Davy: Naw, yer food's rotten big man, everything reeks of garlic. We've
brought a box full of pieces to avoid eating your crap.

Gendarme: Zen you must be here to drink our famous wines and cognac,
surely.

Davy: Yer swally's ****e, we've hid tae bring a kerry oot.
In't that right Boaby?

Boaby: Aye.

Gendarme (by now ever so slightly bemused): Well in that case you must
be here to see the Parisienne madamoiselles, ze most beautiful women in
Europe.

Davy: Yer kiddin in't ye!
The burds here are dogs, ah widnae touch them wae yours big yin.

Gendarme (by now rather irate): Zen why do you people come to our
country if everysing ees so bad?

Boaby: It's the only chance oor Davy gets tae drive!
 

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