Scottish Tourist at first baseball game

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A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball game in the US and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring "Run....Run!"
The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!"

A third batter hits a slam and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!"

The next batter steadfastly holds his swing four times and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up and yells "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run!"

All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused. A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment, whispers to the Scotsman, "He doesn't have to run, he's got four balls."

After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and screams, "Walk with pr-r-ride man! Walk with pr-r-ride!!!!"
 
lol. does that say something about Scottish Tourists? or just a coinsidence?
 
::shrugs:: i had to be asian. haha

ain't nothing wrong with that :D :D :D
 
I wonder if Kirrie2001 Has seen this one. Haha four balls. lol :D
Keep ya head up man.
 
Nice one Corolla568, I like it. :D :D .


By the way Hipster, talking about four balls,

A Hobo walks into a pub and he has 3 testicles. He sees another old guy sitting on his own, and asks him if he would like to make a few bucks.
"Sure thing" says the old guy, "But what do I have to do"?
"Nothing" says the hobo. I am going to have a bet with the crowd of guys at the end of the bar, that we have got 5 testicles between us.
"Great" says the old guy, "but I hope to hell that you`ve got four".
 

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