Saw Something Funny Today

[Friend of Bill]

Just a couple of hours ago, I saw a guy bolt out of a mental institution. A cop soon followed (on-foot). You should of seen her run. ...It looked like two hippos fighting under a blanket.

 

[SPeedY_B]

That's funny?

 

[xsivforce]

Yes, it is.

 

[Evil Marge]

I used to live opposite a hospital and every week someone would escape from the psychiatric ward.
You'd see someone in a dressing gown or pj's run past the house at about 100mph and a load of security guards chasing behind

 

[iowaboy]

I use to chase those people cause the doctor couldn't lock the door.

 

[Brad]

*has visions of Silence of the Lambs*

 

[Friend of Bill]

Experienced something funny today... Was followed for 11 hours by a grown man asking me to get him some toilet paper... this took place in an 11'X7' room.