Sardar, english man and french joke

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A Frenchman, an Englishman and a Sardar were captured by cannibals.

The chief comes to them and says, "the bad news is that we caught you and we're going to kill you and eat you and then use your skin to build a canoe. But the good news is that you can choose how you want to die."

The Frenchman asks for a sword and runs himself through muttering his last words, "Vive la France!"

The Englishman asks for a gun and putting the gun to his head says, "God save the Queen!" and blows his brain out.

The Sardar asks for a fork.

The chief is puzzled but hands it to him anyway.

Taking the fork, the Sardar starts jabbing it all over -- the stomach, the chest, the sides and everywhere. There's blood gushing out all over, its horrible.

The chief is appalled even for a cannibal, he asks, "My God Almighty, what are you doing?"

Sardar replies, "So much for your CANOE!"

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