Sailor Joke

LilAlex

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In the 17th century, a ship is out on the ocean. All of a sudden, the guy in the crow nest shouts: “Captain, there is an enemy ship on the horizon!!” The Captain says: “Well then men, prepare for battle!” He turns to his first mate and says: “Get me my right shirt!”

The battle begins and the Captain doesn’t lose one man. Everybody is cheering as the first mate asks the Captain in private: “Captain, why did I have to bring you your red shirt?” The Captain answers: “So that the sailors can’t see me bleeding and keep on fighting!” The first mate responds: “Wow, that’s awesome!”

Three days later, the guy in the crow nest shouts: “Captain, 20 enemy ships on the horizon!!” The Captain says: “Well then men, prepare for battle!” He turns to his first mate and says: “Get me my brown pants!”
 

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