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Kirrie2001
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Mick was in court for a double murder and the judge said, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a spanner."
A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You ba**ard!"
The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating your daughter to
death with a spanner."
Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You lousy Ba****d!!!"
The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and said,
"Paddy, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you with contempt! Now what is the problem?"
Paddy, at the back of the court stood up and responded, "For fifteen years I lived next door to that ba****d.
And every time I asked to borrow a bloody spanner, he said he didn't have one!"
A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You ba**ard!"
The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating your daughter to
death with a spanner."
Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You lousy Ba****d!!!"
The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and said,
"Paddy, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you with contempt! Now what is the problem?"
Paddy, at the back of the court stood up and responded, "For fifteen years I lived next door to that ba****d.
And every time I asked to borrow a bloody spanner, he said he didn't have one!"
