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[FONT="] Who said Scots Romance is dead! These are REAL ADS from the
lonely-hearts column.
Grossly overweight Buckie turf-cutter, 42 years old and 23 stone,
Gemini, seeks nimble sexpot, preferably South American, for tango
sessions, candlelit dinners and humid nights of screaming passion.
Must have own car and be willing to travel. Box 09/08
Aberdeen man, 50, in desperate need of a ride. Anything considered.
Box06/03
Heavy drinker, 35, Glasgow area, seeks gorgeous sex addict
interested in pints, fags, Celtic football club and starting scraps
on Sauchiehall Street at three in the morning. Box 73/82.
Bitter, disillusioned Dundonian lately rejected by longtime fiancée
seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists
in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches. Box /41
Ginger-haired Paisley troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and shirty after
a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes,
maybe more Box 84/87
Artistic Edinburgh woman, 53, petite, loves rainy walks on the
beach, writing poetry, unusual sea-shells and interesting brown rice
dishes, seeks mystic dreamer for companionship, back rubs and more
as we bounce along like little tumbling clouds on life's beautiful
crazy journey. Strong stomach essential Box 12/32
Chartered accountant, 42, seeks female for marriage. Duties will
include cooking, light cleaning and accompanying me to office social
functions. References required. No timewasters. Box 3/45
Bad-tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard living in a damp cottage in
the arse end of Orkney seeks attractive 21-year old blonde lady with
big chest. Box 40/27
Devil-worshiper, Stirling area, seeks like-minded lady for wining
and dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks and
slaughtering dogs in cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light
of a pale moon. Box 52/07
Attractive brunette, Maryhill area, winner of Miss Wrangler
competition at Frampton's Nightclub, Maryhill, in September 1978,
seeks nostalgic man who's not afraid to cry, for long nights spent
comfort-drinking and listening to old Abba records. Please, Please!
Box 30/41
Govan man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for
the night of February 27 between 8pm and 11.30pm[/FONT]
lonely-hearts column.
Grossly overweight Buckie turf-cutter, 42 years old and 23 stone,
Gemini, seeks nimble sexpot, preferably South American, for tango
sessions, candlelit dinners and humid nights of screaming passion.
Must have own car and be willing to travel. Box 09/08
Aberdeen man, 50, in desperate need of a ride. Anything considered.
Box06/03
Heavy drinker, 35, Glasgow area, seeks gorgeous sex addict
interested in pints, fags, Celtic football club and starting scraps
on Sauchiehall Street at three in the morning. Box 73/82.
Bitter, disillusioned Dundonian lately rejected by longtime fiancée
seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists
in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches. Box /41
Ginger-haired Paisley troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and shirty after
a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes,
maybe more Box 84/87
Artistic Edinburgh woman, 53, petite, loves rainy walks on the
beach, writing poetry, unusual sea-shells and interesting brown rice
dishes, seeks mystic dreamer for companionship, back rubs and more
as we bounce along like little tumbling clouds on life's beautiful
crazy journey. Strong stomach essential Box 12/32
Chartered accountant, 42, seeks female for marriage. Duties will
include cooking, light cleaning and accompanying me to office social
functions. References required. No timewasters. Box 3/45
Bad-tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard living in a damp cottage in
the arse end of Orkney seeks attractive 21-year old blonde lady with
big chest. Box 40/27
Devil-worshiper, Stirling area, seeks like-minded lady for wining
and dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks and
slaughtering dogs in cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light
of a pale moon. Box 52/07
Attractive brunette, Maryhill area, winner of Miss Wrangler
competition at Frampton's Nightclub, Maryhill, in September 1978,
seeks nostalgic man who's not afraid to cry, for long nights spent
comfort-drinking and listening to old Abba records. Please, Please!
Box 30/41
Govan man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for
the night of February 27 between 8pm and 11.30pm[/FONT]
