itsmelisa
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This woman had a husband who had come home drunk every payday.
He had to walk past a graveyard to reach home.
She decided to scare him out of his bad ways so one payday she put a white sheet over herself and hid in the graveyard.
As he was passing she jumped out into the road and at the top of her voice shouted: "Ahoooooooo! Ahoooooooo!".
Staggering and with slurred speech the man peered at the figure and said: "Who the hell is that?"
"I am the devil", she replied. The man smiled broadly and advanced with hand outstretched: "Damned pleased to meet you.
I'm Harold Jones. I married your sister."
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- Lisa
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He had to walk past a graveyard to reach home.
She decided to scare him out of his bad ways so one payday she put a white sheet over herself and hid in the graveyard.
As he was passing she jumped out into the road and at the top of her voice shouted: "Ahoooooooo! Ahoooooooo!".
Staggering and with slurred speech the man peered at the figure and said: "Who the hell is that?"
"I am the devil", she replied. The man smiled broadly and advanced with hand outstretched: "Damned pleased to meet you.
I'm Harold Jones. I married your sister."
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- Lisa
Only The Best Funny Jokes:
http://www.OnlyBestJokes.com
