Relative of devil

itsmelisa

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This woman had a husband who had come home drunk every payday.
He had to walk past a graveyard to reach home.

She decided to scare him out of his bad ways so one payday she put a white sheet over herself and hid in the graveyard.
As he was passing she jumped out into the road and at the top of her voice shouted: "Ahoooooooo! Ahoooooooo!".
Staggering and with slurred speech the man peered at the figure and said: "Who the hell is that?"

"I am the devil", she replied. The man smiled broadly and advanced with hand outstretched: "Damned pleased to meet you.
I'm Harold Jones. I married your sister."



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Also Hi EP and people. I found this place again while looking through a oooollllllldddd backup. I have filled over 10TB and was looking at my collection of antiques. Any bids on the 500Mhz Win 95 fix?
Any of the SP crew still out there?
Xie wrote on Electronic Punk's profile.
Impressed you have kept this alive this long EP! So many sites have come and gone. :(

Just did some crude math and I apparently joined almost 18yrs ago, how is that possible???
hello peeps... is been some time since i last came here.
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Rest in peace my friend, been trying to find you and finally did in the worst way imaginable.

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