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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
>> > >Smart man + smart woman = romance
>> > >Smart man + dumb woman = affair
>> > >Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
>> > >Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > SHOPPING MATH
>> > >
>> > >A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
>> > >A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't
>> > >need.
>> > >GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
>> > >A woman worries about the future until she gets a
>> > >husband.
>> > >A man never worries about the future until he gets a
>> > >wife.
>> > >A successful man is one who makes more money than
>> > >his wife can spend.
>> > >A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > HAPPINESS
>> > >
>> > > > >
>> > > > > To be happy with a man, you must understand him a
>> > > >lot and love him a little.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
>> > > >and not try to understand
>> > > > > her at all.
>> > > > >
>> > > > >
>> > > > > LONGEVITY
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Married men live longer than single men do, but
>> > > >married men are a lot more
>> > > > > willing to die.
>> > > > >
>> > > > >
>> > > > > PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
>> > > > >
>> > > > >
>> > > > > A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but
>> > > >he doesn't.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > A man marries a woman expecting that she won't
>> > > >change, and she does.
>> > > > >
>> > > > >
>> > > > > DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
>> > > > >
>> > > > > A woman has the last word in any argument.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a
>> > > >new argument.
>> > > > >
>> > > > >
>> > > > > HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING
>> > > >MARRIED
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking
>> > > >me in the ribs and
>> > > > > cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped
>> > > >after I started doing the
>> > > > > same thing to them at funerals.
>> > > > >
 

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