Rejection

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Rejections: The Female Way

10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance").

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my dad).

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon).

7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing).

6. I've got a boyfriend (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).

5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building).

4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you).

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you).

2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you).

1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing).

Rejections: The Male Way

10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly).

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly).

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly).

7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly).

6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly).

5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly).

4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly).

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly).

2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly).

1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly).
 
hehe.. reminds me of that garfield joke

man trying to convince another of dating his daughter: my daughter is a good girl...
garfield (off scene): she's fat
man: ...well educated...
garfield: she's really fat
man: ...and she's very friendly
garfield: to take her out you're gonna need a truck
 
haha... thanks lord :)
 

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Also Hi EP and people. I found this place again while looking through a oooollllllldddd backup. I have filled over 10TB and was looking at my collection of antiques. Any bids on the 500Mhz Win 95 fix?
Any of the SP crew still out there?
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Impressed you have kept this alive this long EP! So many sites have come and gone. :(

Just did some crude math and I apparently joined almost 18yrs ago, how is that possible???
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