I am please to announce that you are a winner in the WindowsXP Million Dollar Digital Bonanza.
You have won Microsoft OfficeXP and Microsoft PictureIt software, which is enclosed. If you should have any queries regarding this product please contact the Microsoft Customer Contact Centre on 0870 60 10 ***, who will be able to help you with your enquiry.
If your package is damaged ......... etc
OMG, I got home last night and found a parsel, thought it might be stuff for my car or computer ... but no, I won Microsoft Software and I only download a FULL COPORATE VESION on KaZaA (Backup of course LOL)
Did anyone else win??, This really is the funniest