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"Rank and File"
A young ensign is working late at the Pentagon
one evening. As he clocks out of his office at
about 8 P.M. he sees the Admiral standing by
the classified document shredder in the hallway,
a piece of paper in his hand.
'Do you know how to work this thing?' the Admiral
asks. 'My secretary's gone home and I don't know
how to run it.'
'Yes, sir,' says the young ensign, who turns on
the machine, takes the paper from the Admiral,
and feeds it in.
'Thanks,' says the Admiral, 'I just need one copy...'
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"Rank and File"
A young ensign is working late at the Pentagon
one evening. As he clocks out of his office at
about 8 P.M. he sees the Admiral standing by
the classified document shredder in the hallway,
a piece of paper in his hand.
'Do you know how to work this thing?' the Admiral
asks. 'My secretary's gone home and I don't know
how to run it.'
'Yes, sir,' says the young ensign, who turns on
the machine, takes the paper from the Admiral,
and feeds it in.
'Thanks,' says the Admiral, 'I just need one copy...'
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