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epk

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Lenin is dying and he calls Stalin to his side:
-Stalin, I'm worried for the future of our people. Do you think they will follow you as their leader?
-Yes, I'm certain of it.
-But what if they don't?
-Well, then they will follow you.





Small town in the middle of nowhere. A blonde bombshell driving a Rolls-Royce parks right in the town square, she gets down and calls one of the local hicks:
-Come with me, handsome.
Another guy says:
-Oh man, it's you! you are so lucky!
He walks up to the car, the girl tells him to get in and they drive away. After a while the hick returns driving the Rolls.
-Hey, man, tell us what happened!
-Well, nothing... we drove up to the mill, we got off the car, she took her clothes off and said "take anything you want from me". So I brought the car.
-You did good. Why would you get the clothes if you don't have any sisters?
 

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Also Hi EP and people. I found this place again while looking through a oooollllllldddd backup. I have filled over 10TB and was looking at my collection of antiques. Any bids on the 500Mhz Win 95 fix?
Any of the SP crew still out there?
Xie wrote on Electronic Punk's profile.
Impressed you have kept this alive this long EP! So many sites have come and gone. :(

Just did some crude math and I apparently joined almost 18yrs ago, how is that possible???
hello peeps... is been some time since i last came here.
Electronic Punk wrote on Sazar's profile.
Rest in peace my friend, been trying to find you and finally did in the worst way imaginable.

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