Beware the G-Man
Political Access
31 Mar 2002
One day, a rabbit managed to break free from his cage in the
laboratory where he had been born and raised. As he scurried
away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under
his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in
his life.

"Wow, this is great!" he thought. It wasn't long before he came
to a hedge and, after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful
sight: lots of other bunny rabbits, all free and nibbling at the
lush grass.

Hey," he called. "I'm a rabbit from the laboratory and
I've just escaped. Are you wild rabbits?"

"Yes. Come and join us," they cried. Our friend hopped
over to them and started eating the grass. It tasted so good.

"What else do you wild rabbits do?" he asked.

"Well," one of them said. "You see that field there?
It's got carrots growing in it. We dig them up and eat them."

This he couldn't resist and he spent the next hour eating
the most succulent carrots. They were wonderful. Later, he
asked them again, "What else do you do?"

"You see that field there? It's got lettuce growing in
it. We eat them as well."

The lettuce tasted just as good and he returned a while
later completely full. "Is there anything else you guys do?
" he asked. One of the other rabbits came a bit closer to him
and spoke softly.

"There's one other thing you must try. You see those
rabbits there," he said, pointing to the far corner of the
field. "They're girls. We shag them. Go and try it."

Well, our friend spent the rest of the morning
screwing his little heart out until, completely knackered, he
staggered back over to the guys. "That was fantastic," he panted.

"So are you going to live with us then?" one of them asked.

"I'm sorry, I had a great time but I can't."

The wild rabbits all stared at him, a bit surprised.
"Why? We thought you liked it here."

"I do," our friend replied. "But I must get back to the
laboratory. I'm dying for a cigarette."


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