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Kirrie2001
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here."
Dyslexic man walks into a bra....
A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says "Pint please, and one for the road."
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled under by a strong currant.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here."
Dyslexic man walks into a bra....
A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says "Pint please, and one for the road."
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled under by a strong currant.
