Prison life vs. a full time job

[jw50]

In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
At work you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

In prison you get three meals a day.
At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one.

In prison you get time off for good behavior.
At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

In prison you can watch TV and play games.
At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In prison they only ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere.
At work you are just ball-and-chained.

In prison you get your own toilet.
At work you have to wait in line and share the toilet.

In prison they allow your family and friends to visit.
At work you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required.
At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxex from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and then inside bars.

 

[niabi]

LOL

very good, and very funny, sadly true !

 

[WAM]

its all true...and then some...


ive done enough "time" to know !!

 

[Friend of Bill]

Where do I sign-up for this prison life? Sounds like a good deal...

 

[Gary Pandher]

lol
dont u wish it was actually that good