Praying Parrots

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A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I
have these two talking female parrots, but They only say "Hi, we are
prostitutes. Do you want to have some FUN?'"

"That's terrible!", the priest exclaimed, "Bring your two talking female
parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking
parrots who I have taught to pray and read the Bible, then my parrots will
teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female
parrots will learn to pray and worship."

So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house.
The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in
their cage.

The lady puts her female talking parrots in and they say, "Hi, we are
Prostitutes! Do you want to have some FUN?"

One male parrot looks over to the other male parrot and says, "PUT THE
BIBLES AWAY! OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!!!!!"

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