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PseudoKiller
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I have a ton of quotes and I guess it has become a fetish now I am wondering if anyone has some good ones either funny or insightful as long as they are good.
Here are some of the ones I have found I take NO credit for them good or bad.
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
I cant be fired,slaves are sold.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
NEVER, NEVER question the GEEKS judgement
Press any key... no, no, no, not that one!
Quiet - Alpha Geek at work.
The ozone layer or cheese in a spray can. Dont make me choose.
Time flies when you are sick and psychotic.
You know you're an engineer if you have no life & can prove it mathematically.
Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & derive.
And which parallel universe did you crawl out of?
Avoid clichés like the plague
Blessed are the Geeks, for they shall internet the earth.
Chaos! Panic! Disaster! (My work here is done)
Deja Moo: The feeling you've heard this bullshit before.
Department of Redundancy Department.
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
ERROR: Keyboard not attached. Press F-1 to continue.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
I PROCESS, therefore I AM
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
Make it idiot-proof, and someone will make a better idiot.
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Here are some of the ones I have found I take NO credit for them good or bad.
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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
I cant be fired,slaves are sold.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
NEVER, NEVER question the GEEKS judgement
Press any key... no, no, no, not that one!
Quiet - Alpha Geek at work.
The ozone layer or cheese in a spray can. Dont make me choose.
Time flies when you are sick and psychotic.
You know you're an engineer if you have no life & can prove it mathematically.
Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & derive.
And which parallel universe did you crawl out of?
Avoid clichés like the plague
Blessed are the Geeks, for they shall internet the earth.
Chaos! Panic! Disaster! (My work here is done)
Deja Moo: The feeling you've heard this bullshit before.
Department of Redundancy Department.
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
ERROR: Keyboard not attached. Press F-1 to continue.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
I PROCESS, therefore I AM
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
Make it idiot-proof, and someone will make a better idiot.
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I think I need to get out more?!?!
[P§eüðøKe®]