Peter Kay says

Electronic Punk

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2 Dec 2001
1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square

2) At the end of every party there is always a girl

3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a
pub is when your
pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete

4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat
green crisps.

5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the
digits 55378008 into a

6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.

7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel
really manly.

8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the
law or not to have a fire in
your back garden.

9) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.

10) You never know where to look when eating a banana.

11) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.

12) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.

13) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn
up a bouncy ball.

14) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.

15) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into
your school.

16) The most embarrassing thing you can do as
schoolchild is to call your
teacher mum or dad.

17) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it
would kill you at the first
given opportunity.

18) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.

19) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee
flushed half way through
and then raced against the flush.

20) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!

21) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a

22) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.

23) You never ever run out of salt.

24) Old ladies can eat more than you think.

25) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

26) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily
feel when you've got your
hand or head stuck in something.

27) No one knows the origins of their metal coat

28) Despite constant warning, you have never met
anybody who has had their arm
broken by a swan.

29) The most painful household incident is wearing
socks and stepping on an
upturned plug.

30) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard

31) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside
a thin piece of wood
specifically to stir paint with.

32) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their

33) Bricks are horrible to carry.

34) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.
No doubt washed down with plenty of Mum's Rola Cola (aka Crap Pop!)
Electronic Punk said:
I've seen the future and it's garlic bread.
That would make the future, an egg-shaped piece of orange garlic bread. Quite strange.
I am sorry to say, but I will never understand you brits and your "comedy"
The office, imho, is where brit comedy is at now.
Be sure to watch the english version before the us version aires.
No Offense intended but the US office will be just know it
Un4gIvEn1 said:
I am sorry to say, but I will never understand you brits and your "comedy"

I live in the same town as Peter Kay ~ Bolton
I dont understand whats so funny about him either

Surely using using a 1 instead of 7 to get boobies is much more amusing? :D
11) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.

Musty? Or is it just me?
I don't give ****ty jobs...


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Those that think they are perfect annoy those of us that are.
I am sorry to say, but I will never understand you brits and your "comedy"

English >>> American

Cant think of 1 ameircan program whats funny tbh whats shown over here :eek:

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