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For my first post I'll try to start in the way I intend to continue. It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy
Sue. Bobby's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo.
When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's father answers and invites
him in."Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he
says. "That's cool." says Bobby.
Peggy Sue's father asks Bobby what they are planning to do. Bobby replies
politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to the
drive-in movie. Peggy Sue's father responds "Why don't you kids go out
and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it." Naturally this comes
as quite a surprise to Bobby and he says "Whaaaat?" "Yeah," says Peggy
Sue's father,"Peggy Sue really likes to screw; she'll screw all night
if we let her!"
Bobby's eyes light up and smiles from ear to ear. Immediately, he
has revised the plans for the evening. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue
comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes and
announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with
anticipation,Bobby escorts his date out the front door while dad is
saying "Have a good evening kids,"with a wink for Bobby.
About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back
into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her father:
"DAMMIT DADDY! THE TWIST!!! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!"
