PC Nerd Test

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A friend opens a magazine full of nude women. Do you:
[A] Openly Ogle
Act Non-Chalant
[C] Comment "Gee, that's got to be at least 400 dpi, color"
[D] Ask if he's got any computer magazines

You're at a party. A knock-out chick comes over and asks your sign. You:
[A] Tell her it's gotta be compatible w/hers because you feel the vibes
Pretend you do hear and ask, "How 'bout that Dow Jones, huh ?"
[C] I don't go to parties
[D] I don't get invited to parties

You're at the head of a large queue in front of a cash-register. The register gives a ]beep[ and stops dead. You:
[A] Wait patiently
Move all your stuff to the next register
[C] Leave the store in a huff
[D] Break out your notebook and try to debug the thing

You're waiting for your pills when the Druggist says the prescription database is corrupt. You:
[A] Ask him to deliver the meds on his way home
Ask for a generic substitute or over-the-counter substitute
[C] Tell him you never liked the damn pills anyway
[D] Go on-line to NIH and download a more efficient db

A friend wants to borrow a CD from you. You:
[A] Lend it
Tell him to go buy it
[C] Tell him, "neither a lender nor a borrower be"
[D] Consult your database to see the status of the CD concerned

You'd most like to meet:
[A] The Playmates of the Month for 1997
The people who wrote all the "Star Trek" episodes
[C] Dave Letterman
[D] The people are writing Windows 2001

You win a prize at a local supermarket. You've got ten minutes to pack a cart with as much stuff as you can. You start:
[A] In the beer/liquor section
In the meat case
[C] In the munchies section
[D] In the health foods section

You've been hit by a car and your life flashes before your eyes. The thing you remember most vividly is:
[A] Your first love-making
All the "Star Trek" episodes
[C] What you watched on TV last night
[D] The ASCII table

You have to compete for a blind date. You have one statement influence her decision. You say:
[A] I can go all night
I've got a new BMW
[C] I was probably busy anyway, I didn't check my date book
[D] I've got a new super 300 mhz with 64k memory

You feel naked without your:
[A] 44 magnum
wallet
[C] pants
[D] laptop

You see someone standing on a ledge, about to jump. You say:
[A] I'll bet you're just trying to draw attention to yourself
I feel you just need someone to talk to
[C] Do you have proper life insurance coverage
[D] Think of all the advancements in PCs in the next century

You told your best friend the first time you:
[A] had sex
had a good dinner date
[C] had a good night's sleep
[D] successfully hacked into a secure site

No-one understands you like:
[A] your Parole Officer and/or bartender
your family
[C] your physiatrist
[D] the help-desk people

For your 18th birthday you wanted:
[A] a new car and a blonde
a new wardrobe
[C] an apartment
[D] your own computer room

Scoring:

Mostly A's: You're a fairly normal male who'll just fritter his way thru life enjoying yourself and having a fairly good time of it

Mostly B's: You're mostly normal, perhaps a little too practical. Probably destined for a house in the suburbs and 2.3 kids, if you're not there already

Mostly C's: Geek Alert! Break out the pocket protectors! You probably wear horn rim glasses and use an electronic datebook and have a laptop complete with cellphone

Mostly D's: Total Nerd. Just think -- while you wasted the time to take this inane quiz, 117 new Web pages came on line; better hurry and catch-up
 

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A here. Will be down the pub watching the FA cup final on Saturday too!
 
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wasn't this done under another guise? ru you a geek or something?
 

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