Pay rise!!!!

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Kirrie2001

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I, the penis do hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons.


1. I do physical labour.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
4. I do not get weekends off, or public holidays.
5. I work in a damp environment.
6. I do not get paid overtime.
7. I work in high temperatures.
8. My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Thank you for considering my request.

The Penis.
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Dear Penis,
In response to your request, and consideration to the arguments that you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons.

1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
2.You fall asleep on the job, after brief work periods.
3.You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
4. You do not take the initiative, as you need to be pressurised and stimulated in order to start work.
5. You leave the workplace messy at the end of your shift.
6. You do not always observe the necessary safety regulations, ie wearing the correct protective gear.
7. It is doubtful if you will work to the normal retirement age of 65.
8.You are incapable of working double or treble shifts.
You are known to leave your allocated position, before you have completed the job.
9.If that were not enough, you have been constantly observed entering and leaving your place of work carrying two suspicious bags.

This is our final decision.
 
LOL, you'd think loyalty would play a part here.. hey, what am I saying...
 
3.You do not always follow the orders of the management team.


You Can't operate your penis using voice cammands?
I sent my'n to a special school, now it does whatever i tell him
:D :D :D
 
LMAO

Very good Kirrie - reminds me of my job - they think I am a mushroom - they keep me in the dark and feed me S***!:D
 

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