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Kirrie2001

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#1
An Ozzie trucker driving through the out back, suddenly sees a Sheila hitching a lift.
He stops and picks her up, and as she settles down for the long run ahead, the trucker turns and says to her,"Hey Sheila, do you F**k"?.
"No" says the Sheila, "but I do now, you sweet talking b****rd.
 

damnyank

I WILL NOT FORGET 911
#4
Man, you kids don't understand anything do ya - ya'll sure must live a sheltered life - or have not experienced life as us old farts know it!!!!

He asks her if she "makes love"
She replies - no, but with the way he talked so sweetly to her, he talked her into doing it now!

Okay, Smokie, Kerrie and damnyank are the official "explain the jokes" mods! :D :D

BTW Kerrie - excellent joke :D
 
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Kirrie2001

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#13
OMG. Where in the world have you lot been this last little while? :confused:

Let me explain!!!

The first words that the trucker says to the girl are, "Do you Screw."
What would be 99% of girls replies???

But NO, This one says, "NO. but I do now, you sweet talking bastid"

Damnyank, I think I will give it up, thank god you are around. :D
 

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