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Perris Calderon

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sorry old friends..this dialup drives me nuts, and I can't surf at this speed, so, one or two posts a week...here it is;

EVIDENCE OUR COMPUTORS ALLREADY HAVE A MIND OF THEIR OWN, AND TAKING OVER THE WORLD
1. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.

2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

3. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He
e-mails you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?"

4. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but
you haven't spoken with your next-door neighbor yet this year.

5. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so
she can create a new screen saver.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone is home.

7. You buy a computer and 6 months later it's out of date and now sells
for half the price you paid.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
first 20 or 30 or 40 years of your life, is cause for panic and turning
around to go get it.

9. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase would
be a hassle and takes planning.

10. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of
the back seat of your car.

11. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they don't
have e-mail addresses.

12. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.

13. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes.

14. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.

15. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.

16. You're thinking how true all of this is.

17. Even worse, you're probably going to forward it to email this to someone, And yes, I've just recieved this as an email
 
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4. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken with your next-door neighbor yet this year.

7. You buy a computer and 6 months later it's out of date and now sells for half the price you paid.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 or 40 years of your life, is cause for panic and turning around to go get it.

9. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase would be a hassle and takes planning.

13. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes.
These are most true with me.
#4: But, Muhammed is my friend.
#7: Just sad.
#8: made me laugh only because it hapenned just 2 days ago. :eek:
#9: There is still real money?!?!
#13: I have 6 different colors. :p
 
Believe it or not, (and I`m sure you don`t) I don`t suffer from any of those problems.
No7 was the nearest, but I am quite happy with what I`ve got.

Ain`t I the lucky one? :D
 

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Also Hi EP and people. I found this place again while looking through a oooollllllldddd backup. I have filled over 10TB and was looking at my collection of antiques. Any bids on the 500Mhz Win 95 fix?
Any of the SP crew still out there?
Xie wrote on Electronic Punk's profile.
Impressed you have kept this alive this long EP! So many sites have come and gone. :(

Just did some crude math and I apparently joined almost 18yrs ago, how is that possible???
hello peeps... is been some time since i last came here.
Electronic Punk wrote on Sazar's profile.
Rest in peace my friend, been trying to find you and finally did in the worst way imaginable.

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