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Perris Calderon

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#1
sorry old friends..this dialup drives me nuts, and I can't surf at this speed, so, one or two posts a week...here it is;

EVIDENCE OUR COMPUTORS ALLREADY HAVE A MIND OF THEIR OWN, AND TAKING OVER THE WORLD
1. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.

2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

3. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He
e-mails you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?"

4. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but
you haven't spoken with your next-door neighbor yet this year.

5. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so
she can create a new screen saver.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone is home.

7. You buy a computer and 6 months later it's out of date and now sells
for half the price you paid.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
first 20 or 30 or 40 years of your life, is cause for panic and turning
around to go get it.

9. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase would
be a hassle and takes planning.

10. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of
the back seat of your car.

11. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they don't
have e-mail addresses.

12. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.

13. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes.

14. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.

15. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.

16. You're thinking how true all of this is.

17. Even worse, you're probably going to forward it to email this to someone, And yes, I've just recieved this as an email
 

xsivforce

Prodigal Son
#3
Originally posted by dealer
4. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken with your next-door neighbor yet this year.

7. You buy a computer and 6 months later it's out of date and now sells for half the price you paid.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 or 40 years of your life, is cause for panic and turning around to go get it.

9. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase would be a hassle and takes planning.

13. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes.
These are most true with me.
#4: But, Muhammed is my friend.
#7: Just sad.
#8: made me laugh only because it hapenned just 2 days ago. :eek:
#9: There is still real money?!?!
#13: I have 6 different colors. :p
 
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Kirrie2001

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#4
Believe it or not, (and I`m sure you don`t) I don`t suffer from any of those problems.
No7 was the nearest, but I am quite happy with what I`ve got.

Ain`t I the lucky one? :D
 

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Perris Calderon wrote on Electronic Punk's profile.
Ep, glad to see you come back and tidy up...did want to ask a one day favor, I want to enhance my resume , was hoping you could make me administrator for a day, if so, take me right off since I won't be here to do anything, and don't know the slightest about the board, but it would be nice putting "served administrator osnn", if can do, THANKS

Been running around Quora lately, luv it there https://tinyurl.com/ycpxl
Electronic Punk wrote on Perris Calderon's profile.
All good still mate?
Hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me ...
Xie
What a long strange trip it's been. =)

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