I read EP's post, and that's rather amusing actually.
He sounds like the sterotypical drunk online.
When I am actually drunk, and I don't mean two shots of whatever, I'm not the person you know. I go around, saying all this phylosphical ( < that is not spelled right, I know it ) s*hit, and cleaning up stuff...
I'll be the kind of person to say they are hot, and take off their shoes in the winter and walk barefoot on the snow. Hell I wouldn't feel it either.
I'm a very silly yet smart person when drunk. I wouldn't do something stupid, like drive or play Russian roulette with someone...but...I do interesting things.
Ep, glad to see you come back and tidy up...did want to ask a one day favor, I want to enhance my resume , was hoping you could make me administrator for a day, if so, take me right off since I won't be here to do anything, and don't know the slightest about the board, but it would be nice putting "served administrator osnn", if can do, THANKS