Bowling Pin, is to club the Penguin. Straight Razor, is the penguin isn't taking it anymore. Now armed and dangerous. Electric Shaver, still afraid of getting hurt. Plus battery powered. Don't wanna get zapped.
So what? Cutthroat is the most versatile but you can easily slit your throat, Electric Razor is easy to use but not as versatile and the Bowling Pin is requires skill to knock down and at the same time is fun, it can also be used as an offensive weapon so is versatile?
I take it you're not a golfer
 Changed "most versatile but requires the most skill" to "but you can easily slit your throat" for comedic value